Tired of the same old, boring, wimpy pumpkin carvings? Check out Extreme Pumpkins.
Today. We will buy a big, ugly, pumpkin so large one man cannot lift or move it. Today. We will carve that sumbitch into something ugly and plop it on the front porch. Pumpkin carving is reborn.
Here is a reason not to go driving in the beautiful, solitary countryside.
Note to dialup readers: This website is a long load. I waited it out, but it took many minutes. If you play the video and you don't jump at the end, you don't have the entire clip downloaded yet.
Planning a project?
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Here is a Murphy's Law Calculator to help you understand and predict the frustrations of life.
The calculator mathematically considers five project factors - urgency, complexity, importance, skill, frequency, and tells you the probability of Murphy's Law kicking in before the project is complete.
It's much easier to use than it sounds. Can be used on any project, small (getting dressed in the morning) to large (building a house). Give it a try.
Be sure to read the accompanying press release from the British Gas News to learn why your e-mail will most likely crash as you try to send something important, chances are highest that you will spill a drink down your clothes before an important event, and why showers go cold on women more often than on men.
So happy to be of service to my readers. You are welcome.